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The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?

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The nice men are ugly.

好男人不帅。 The handsome men are not nice.

帅男人不好。The handsome and nice men are gay.

又帅又好的男人是同性恋。 　The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。 Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。 The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。 The handsome men without money are after our money.

而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。 The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。 The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。 The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。 The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。 NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?

现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西？

zhanguoru

十全十美的男人，到处都是（比如：偶），只是您不善于发现吧了。哈哈……

静儿

[em09]为什么点名让爱情插班生翻译？？

爱情插班生

因为我翻译得很烂呀!

The nice women are ugly. 好女不美.

The beautiful women are not nice.性 感女不好(惹).

The sexy and nice women are gay.又性 感又美是放荡的.

The handsome, nice and hetero***ual men are married.

又性 感又美又不是放荡的女人都嫁人.

women who are not  nice and are  ugly  have  money.

to be continued...[em01][em01][em01]

[此贴子已经被作者于2005-8-31 10:51:31编辑过]